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Remember children, there is only so far one can go downhill before things start to look up again.


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pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

14 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 374,120 notes
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

14 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 288,448 notes

yellohboy:

iguanamouth:

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imageI accidentally got too wrapped up in this character’s existential breakdown and when it ended it was more than just a punchline.. those fears of when it would end.. the fact that it happened on the characters request, i felt like it deserved at least a little happiness for all it’s trouble:P

21 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 72,448 notes
basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

1 day ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 185,708 notes

cruelestjoke:

There’s not many Royal things I’ll post but this is funny.

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 300,955 notes

punkbruh:

punkbruh:

GIVEAWAY~DO NOT DELETE;
Hi beautiful rays of sunshine, I’m doing my first giveaway for this blog! Yay!!
WHAT CAN I WIN?
-LOOK! LOOK AT THAT PICTURE! It’s a brand-new-never-ever-been-used Christina Cody pipe with a froggy on it (it stands flat on it’s own)
-Random new rolling papers (I’ll be picking one of my favorites for you)
-Hemp wick
-A sticker from my favorite head shop
-A follow from me
-And a love letter from me to you filled with lots of stuff to make you smile (and stuff from my friends because they think they’re funny)
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
- Because today was so beautiful and the warmest it’s been yet, and I am so happy
- Because I haven’t done a giveaway on this blog yet, and I appreciate my followers
- Because I have never used this piece, and someone deserves to enjoy this more than I have!
RULES~~~
-Since this is for my followers, you have to be following me. I will check, and if you aren’t, I will pick someone else.
-1 reblog is 1 entry, reblog as much as you want! But if you spam your followers or are a contest blog, I’ll pick someone new.
-Likes don’t count, but you can use them to bookmark this post
-Messaging me and telling me to pick you will not persuade me. This is RANDOM so ALL of my followers have a chance.
-If you delete the text, your entry won’t count.
-I have to limit this to people 18+ unless you have a valid med card (sorry I’m not looking to get in legal trouble)
-IT STARTS NOW (April 10th) and will end on APRIL 20th. THATS TEN DAYS AND IT WILL END ON 4/20. (I will announce the winner at 8pm est. time)

I’m probably going to add some random things in, and I WILL SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE US. (Sorry international followers, I’ll have something special for you all on a later date)
Also; in no way, shape, or form, is this connected with Tumblr or its’ staff.
Happy smoking my pretty flowers!

One more day! Oh I’m so excited for you guys!

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 116 notes

Happy 43rd Birthday David Tennant! (April 18th, 1971)

2 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 4,406 notes

iphonevevo:

gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast image

2 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 248,000 notes

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

2 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 511,074 notes

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

2 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 81,102 notes