treacletartsandcream:

spell—czech:

spoken-not-written:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

oMG

explains why there is only one other crab, and its his mother….

funny-pictures-uk:

Tonight we ride.

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

we-must-unite:

justtaketherunway:

chompskyhonk:

justbecauseitsinyourhead:

The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.

asian dumbledore

 

omg asian dumbledore

willsmith420:

sonnys-sexy-dance:

pale-quadrant:

i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them all

GASP

lovely-ginger:

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

Fuck I love JLaw

liamdryden:

tondalayo:

foxes enjoying themselves (x)

you’re welcome

i can’t deal with this

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.