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treacletartsandcream:

spell—czech:

spoken-not-written:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

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oMG

explains why there is only one other crab, and its his mother….

9 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 123,085 notes
funny-pictures-uk:

Tonight we ride.

funny-pictures-uk:

Tonight we ride.

9 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 3,355 notes

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

9 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 128,099 notes
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
9 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 122,277 notes

we-must-unite:

justtaketherunway:

chompskyhonk:

justbecauseitsinyourhead:

The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.

asian dumbledore

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omg asian dumbledore

9 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 230,296 notes

willsmith420:

sonnys-sexy-dance:

pale-quadrant:

i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them all

GASP

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9 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 102,341 notes

lovely-ginger:

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

Fuck I love JLaw

1 day ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 95,351 notes

liamdryden:

tondalayo:

foxes enjoying themselves (x)

you’re welcome

i can’t deal with this

1 day ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 32,968 notes

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

1 day ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 157,549 notes
1 day ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 43,760 notes