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(Source: soulsauce, via mushroomvision)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
lololol my mom didn’t know what a narwhal is, “herp derp”, or what/where Bourbon Street is…
The travelling animal is always prepared for change
somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s
(Source: barbietalkingtownhouse, via thedayitriedtofly)
- phone: *rings*
- me: no
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- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
My shower:
Wash hair with shampoo.
Wash hair with shampoo/conditioner two in one.
Put normal conditioner in hair.
Wash body while that sets.
Rinse all over.
Apply a fuckton of good conditioner and rub that shit in.
Rinse and pray for the best.
Lulz
