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the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

4 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 44,081 notes
punkbruh:

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes


this is one of my favorite posts

punkbruh:

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

this is one of my favorite posts

4 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 770,870 notes

quincythepigboy:

me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine

5 days ago on October 16th, 2014 | J | 14,235 notes

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

5 days ago on October 16th, 2014 | J | 318,653 notes
9gag:

Every. Single. Day. #9gag

9gag:

Every. Single. Day. #9gag

6 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 1,102 notes
9gag:

Every time when I found new music. #9gag

9gag:

Every time when I found new music. #9gag

6 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 1,231 notes
pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

6 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 137,664 notes

tachibanamakotos:

when i went to japan i got so many discounts from being from ohio cause they thought it was hilarious 

6 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 33,701 notes

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

image

Because it’s terrifying as fuck

6 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 440,912 notes
Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

Anonymous

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

What? My boobs are great.

See? Perfectly fine.

 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.

Everything about this post is amazing.

6 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 85,684 notes